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Blinded by Narcissism
Love, it is not blind, for if it were then we would all be:
Pedophiles or Cradle snatchers,
Not to mention blind to everything that makes us individuals.
And I know I am not.
Love is more like narcissism, for it is;
Not to mention beautiful, painful and ultimately destructive.
The definition of chaos.
And this we mostly definitely are.
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Drained :iconvanilla-teapot-faeri:Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri 1 9
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Sacrilege? :iconvanilla-teapot-faeri:Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri 0 22
Me by Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri Me :iconvanilla-teapot-faeri:Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri 1 9 A Lucy Ghost by Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri A Lucy Ghost :iconvanilla-teapot-faeri:Vanilla-Teapot-Faeri 1 11
My Silent Conversations
Me: I'm not talking today.
Me: Slightly pornographic booklet.
Me: I have a different one.
Me: It's contagious!
Kalinda: Merci pour le venin et la bienvenue a l'hotel de la belle mort x.
Me: The beautiful death?
Kalinda: Thank you for the venom and welcome to the hotel of the beautiful death.
Me: I did understand that. Wouldn't mort have an 'e' on the end if it is belle?
Kalinda: Nop. Mort is a masculine word.
Me: Mmmkay....I was thinking Spanish.
Kalinda: =)
Me: Ask if it makes sense just do you can say it.
Kalinda: Haha, I know it makes sense, I asked Cargentine.  But I WILL find a way to say it ;D
Me: Good =D
Kalinda: ^________^
Me: You know that Bert off Sesame Street is evil? There are pictures of him with Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin & Osama Bin Laden.
Kalinda: O: Yeh, it's cause he spells his name wrong =)
Me: So true.
Kalinda: Indeed. Dumb Sesame Street can't spell Pbeurttheq properly.
Me: I blame Ernie, cause he is on Speed.
Kalinda: Ah, of course. Perhaps Pbeurttheq e
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Truth of Sorts
Run, run as fast as you can,
I can't catch me,
Too far I have fallen...
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How To Be A Human
Never Scream
Never Cry
Always lie
All is Fine
Play the Game
Take the Blame
Dancing closer and closer
into the Flame
Bluff it Fool
Stay icy Cool
Horror and Shock
Sneer and Mock
Stand Tall
Act Proud
Say it Loud
Lost and Found
Smile at Nothing
Laugh at All
Hide the Bruises
You fucking Loser
No Gain without Pain
Melting slowly in the Rain
Constant Shame
Confessing won't bring you Fame
A Shakespeare's Play
the Only Way
the Path Out
is now Today
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My Death
I am feeling a little bit melodramatic at the moment so i thought i would share this with you.
If i was to plan my death i would want something dramatic.  I would  take poision because that would not do the outside of my body any harm therefore not making it too disturbing for the person who finds me. I would die either at sunrise or sunset. I want a piano because seeing as i am dying i can be romantic and theatrical if i want to. It would look like i had fallen asleep at the piano. I want to being wearing a white dress. I want to feel neither happy or sad to be leaving.
I have no reason to do any of this but sometimes it is fun to speculate. I realise that i may sound a bit like marilyn and i knbw how she ended up. I am an idiot.
Love you all. Goodnight.
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Such is life
I fall
I drown
I die
I live
I hope
I watch
I wait
I fly
I love
I hate
I dream
I wake
Such is life
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Vodka without a smile
A wedding
Not her choice
Never her choice
Fake a smile
She is chained
Two years of lies
The anniversary
A dinner out
He is late
She has a drink
Vodka without a smile
A question
An answer
She is drunk
A strangers' kiss
Seven days of guilt
The stranger
Finds her husband
The doorbell
Jealousy enters
Red lipstick
Black high-heels
The bathroom mirror
Music in her head
A closed door
Two minutes of understanding
A struggle
Knives in the kitchen
Blood crimson everywhere
The husband falls
The stranger flees
She descends
A dead man
A widow
Her choice
She is free
Seven seconds of mourning
Only a ring and a memory left
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Miss Tilli
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Current Residence: Newcastle, Australia
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small or Medium. Depends on the style and country.
Print preference: I don't printer?
Favourite genre of music: Metal, Industrial, Dark Cabaret, Dark Wave, Punk Cabaret ie. The Tiger Lillies
Favourite photographer: People who have cameras.
Favourite style of art: Performance art & Burlesque
Operating System: ???
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Wallpaper of choice: I like paint better.
Favourite cartoon character: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth and Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes. I really am that sad.
Personal Quote: Finger.Tongue.Same Thing.
So I went to the Snowy Mountains, where there is no reception, so if you texted me; I'm sorry but it did not arrive. I spent two days skiing on man-made snow in Perisher and then we occaisionally caught the ski-tube over to Blue Cow. On the third day it rained. <sarcasm mode=on> I had the time of my life and would jump at the chance to repeat this wonderful experience at the drop of a hat. I adore skiing alternatively on ice and slush with thousnads of amateurs surrounding me. I think it is great fun to be skiied into especially when the incredibly talented skier is skiing up hill around a corner in the middle of the slope. What is even more fun was catching the ski-tube to Blue Cow and going down a steep twenty minute run and reaching the bottom, to be told that they are closing half an hour earlier, but we had time to collect everybody else and ski back down by the ski patrol. The best part is they said one of our friends could wait at the bottom of the run because we were being picked on the otherside of the gully at the bottom of the slope and then once we catch the eight minute chair lift back up, have the ski patrol at the top tell us that there was no way we could go back down, not matter what the guys at the bottom said and that we would have to tube it back to Perisher which takes about 45 minutes to get to. It was hysterically amusing <sarcasm mode=off>. Apart from that it was a lot of fun and I'm glad I'm going to New Zealand later in the year so we can ski.
Today is my sister's birthday. She has just turned five. I gave her The Princess and the Frog mostly because I couldn't stand any more of Madeline. Mama and Papa gave her a budgie which she has named "Starla", even though it is a boy. Mama and I have promptly renamed it Stalin, like we renamed the chicken Rambo that she originally named Rainbow. As of yet, the names for the animals both past and present in our household are: Iggy Pop and Ziggy Stardust (both nanny goats as named by me), the chickens; Florence, Desdamona (both names given by Mama), Anouk-Chook (me) and the aforementioned Rainbow/Rambo, and finally the cats Polly (I was two years old at the time and loved watching Play School) and Atticus or the Biffa (who died, he loved to eat avocado, Mama and Papa named him).  
And that's all folks!
Love Tilly
  • Listening to: Stalin


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zwelt Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: :D
My pleasure. Happy New Year!
Lusc-Fire Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for faving and the watch!
My pleasure, have a nice day.
drowningwoman Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Thank you for adding my photograph, For Ferezan to your favourites!
My pleasure. Have a wonderful day.
ShadowedAcolyte Featured By Owner May 20, 2010
Thanks so much for adding "What's Best for the Family" to your favorites. Awareness is the first step in the long struggle against human trafficking.
I agree completely. It was my pleasure.
Have a wonderful day.
Kiss-My-Wrists Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
Hi. I would send a Note but I have only a Minute.
I wanted You to know Pixie has been missing since Thursday. Everyone *DOCS also* is looking for Her.
There is not a great deal You can do but call Her and We have All been doing that. No Response.
Sorry but I thought You should know.
Tell Me when Pixie shows up. I do Care.
bandini Featured By Owner May 8, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the Tiger Lillies :)
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